mcjob? MacJob? iJob?

weird thing to stumble across on my daily attempts to find some sort of corporate ladder to climb. when i saw this, i thought “how better to combine my love of menial jobs (apple or not, it’s still customer service) and my greater love of abusing employee discounts”. to apply or no?

retail buggery

i also wondered why they would choose to put a new store (and canada’s second) in such an un-amazing location. if i were in charge of a trendy multi-billion-dollar computer company, i would probably aim for a little closer to downtown. but then again, if i were running a company like that, all the computers we made would shoot flames, have discarded toaster ovens as cases (to keep costs down, of course), and would come with a complimentary bottle of CC. any bored entrepreneurial types are more than welcome to contact me to discuss further.