breakfast

what i’ve learned in "differential and integral calculus 1" so far this semester:

  • pot shrinks your brain. it starts out at roughly 2.2 pounds and ends up somewhere around 1.1 pounds and bad at math.
  • everybody is out to get me.
  • life is ironic/nothing makes sense so don’t try to understand it.
  • partying too much is a bad way to get good grades.

these are not my observations- each nugget was imparted unto us by our wise and all-knowing teacher.  you’ll note the lack of calculus-related wisdom in there. i’m totally screwed.